Honolulu: Operation Touchdown – Full Brovider Mode Activated
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Honolulu: Operation Touchdown – Full Brovider Mode Activated

Every mission starts with Day One, and when you’re running point for a traveling unit (aka family), you don’t ease in—you launch. This was a full-stack travel op: Oakland to Honolulu, burrito-fueled, poke-finished, minivan-acquired. Let’s break it down.

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We’re Headed to Honolulu! Here’s What We’re Packing for a Family Adventure (and What’s Saving Our Sanity)
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We’re Headed to Honolulu! Here’s What We’re Packing for a Family Adventure (and What’s Saving Our Sanity)

Aloha, chaos crew — we’re headed to paradise! This Brovider Mode fam is packing the essentials: SPF, snacks, and a few strategic parental power moves for a full-blown family escape to Honolulu. As we wrangle the tiny tech squad through a big island adventure, we’re bringing you along for the ride — from TSA tantrums to beach day bliss.

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Fueling the Brovider: Smoked Salmon & Almonds – The Ultimate Afternoon Power Snack
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Fueling the Brovider: Smoked Salmon & Almonds – The Ultimate Afternoon Power Snack

Because broviders don’t settle for weak snacks…

Let’s be real, broviders don’t just eat—they fuel. And when that mid-afternoon hunger kicks in, you’ve got two choices:

  1. Some weak, sugar-laden nonsense that’ll have you crashing harder than a newbie on leg day.

  2. A high-protein, high-quality snack that keeps the gains rolling and the brain firing on all cylinders.

We go with option two.

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Broviding in the Presidio: A Toddler’s Day of Domination
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Broviding in the Presidio: A Toddler’s Day of Domination

While our daughter was living it up at a birthday party, we had a choice—kick back at home or get after it. Naturally, we chose the latter. With our toddler in tow, we hit the Presidio, making the most of the epic playground that is San Francisco.

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Breaking the Buckteeth Curse
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Breaking the Buckteeth Curse

When our dentist warned us that our toddler’s sippy cup could spell “overbite”—ahem, buckteeth—in Brovider style, we gave a smirk and doubled down on a solution.

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